Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
11/08/2013 at 09:22 • Filed to: None

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Went to meet a girl for a drink, I ended up being much more attracted to her friend. So that just ruins both of them (since I specifically was setup with the other). Bummer. Anyways, on the subject of cars, she's test driving a Saturn Aura today. Those any good? Any of you driven one?


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:25

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The Aura, isn't that what helped the Malibu become not a shitty car? I approve. They're pretty comfortable, nicely styled in and out, and really just an unassuming, good sedan. I'd use the word "innocuous" here somewhere, but I feel that's been overused lately so I'll refrain

Shit


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:27

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Just rub in my loneliness, dick.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nibbles
11/08/2013 at 09:27

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Haha in that case, a respectable car for the young lady, who I will probably never see again. Either way, bummer that Saturn's line up started looking better right when GM couldn't handle the dead weight anymore.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Nibbles
11/08/2013 at 09:27

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Endemic?


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/08/2013 at 09:28

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lol, I'm still alone too! Unless somehow I can convince both of them that it's ok for me to pursue the friend I wasn't setup with, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:29

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:29

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Yeah Saturn really started OPELFUCKFUCK SORRy my keyboard messed up


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Sn210
11/08/2013 at 09:30

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Haha they didn't seem like the type, but that would sure be alright with me.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nibbles
11/08/2013 at 09:31

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Haha Opel is the first car I consciously remember being in, a Kadett.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:34

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THEY ARE AT LEAST TALKING TO YOU.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:36

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I'm speaking from experience here

You never know

Never

People will surprise you at the weirdest times


Kinja'd!!! Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 09:40

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I feel for ya Yowen.

Just diddle the one that will and when they go crazy on you forget their numbers and run away.

That's what I would have done when I was a dog.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store?
11/08/2013 at 09:47

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hahaha, that may be a pretty good estimate of my near future. Unless somehow I manage to score with the friend. Ideally I catch her drunk and not with the other girl. That would be a huge lucky break though, but there's a chance!


Kinja'd!!! mattoverdrive > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 11:05

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I test drove one back in 2009, it's a good car. The six speed auto shifted nice, the "paddles" sucked though. However, I seriously doubt anyone looking at a Saturn Aura cares a great deal about that.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 12:23

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I can tell because it shows your "Recommended by Yowen" on the left and its almost ALL NSFW links ROFL.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 12:24

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Aura... I think that's built off the Opel. I've heard good things (no matter what the platform is)


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/08/2013 at 12:42

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This is no coincidence, I am in the process of trolling the recommend system. Normal recommending should resume in a few weeks.

As far as my being alone, I have another date tonight, we'll see how things pan out. Haha.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 12:45

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Hahahaha, sorry I just HAD to call that out, you say your lonely....I see...lol

Good luck on the date man, have fun.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/08/2013 at 12:48

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Haha, the joke is indeed on me. Lol. John Lajoie singing "my hand is my only lover" comes to mind.

Thanks! I'm hoping to find out what she likes for breakfast.


Kinja'd!!! steevmitch > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/08/2013 at 16:06

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my co-worker had an Aura and freakin hated it. it's more generic than a Camry but with questionable build quality. verrrrry questionable.

and, as an OPPO, doesn't it behoove you to steer her towards something much more interesting? not to mention reliable? take it by the horns and get her goin in the honorable, correct oppo direction. c'mon, man, step up. ;-)


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > steevmitch
11/08/2013 at 16:25

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meh, I don't think I'll be seeing her again, so she should have the boring car so that I can steer a keeper to a car that is more interesting.